The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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