But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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