I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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