Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
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