who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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