I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
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Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
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My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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