Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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