come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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