My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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