getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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