So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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