I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so let's talk penis.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
