Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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