That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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