white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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