Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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