We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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