you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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