member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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