Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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