it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!