Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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