I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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