OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
If I die, sorry about rent.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
