do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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