Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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