I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Is that strawberry winking at me??
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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