When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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