FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Drunk is not a location!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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