In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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