but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
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I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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