PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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