Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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