woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize