Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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