Plan B is the new Plan A
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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