great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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