You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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