i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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