i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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