Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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