He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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