chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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