what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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