i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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