we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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