I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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