so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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