im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
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