we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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