we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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