Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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