Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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